• someone: are you okay?
• me: :)
• someone: is that a yes?
• me: :)

stevetogers:

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

(Source: cams-archive, via insanelyvulgar)

urbanoutfucks:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(Source: yerawizardbarry, via unisex)